Badminton Singles final..

WTF MALAYSIA..

To be more precise..
What The F*** Lee Chong Wei!!!

It all started yesterday..
8.34pm..

Me and a bunch of hoomies were hanging out at the mamak stall..
To witness a historical event yet to occur!!
Malaysia Vs China[O.o interesting...]
We came just in time..
We quickly ordered our desired feast and told the Macha GET LOST!!
[Why is that??]

Because,
He was hogging the Bloody Screen all for himself..
I was like..
Eh cha..
Boleh tolong Chalooo ak..
Gua sama gua punya kawan bukan datang tengok lu punya buntut..[Stop lying u arse..This is surely Bullshit'in]

I did say that!
But,
In a nicer way la..
xD

So,
The match began..
We were all excited~!!

But..
The first 5 mins..
China was leading 5-0!!
Were we abit down..
But I manage to convince them we can do it!Malaysia Boleh!!
[Yea right..]

Tu la pasal..
Haiz..

But then,
Malaysia manage to catch up 12-9!!
Everyone at the stall was giving the upmost attention!
But sadly..
The first set goes to China..
21-12

I'm like..
Dowh..
Lek je..
Dier main² je aa..
Baru nampak style skit..
It's for the fans..

He was like..
Ye aa tu..
Pape aa Hilal..
Hilal: Bangang dowh ko.. Where's your spirit~for your Country!
Zakhir: ... Dah memang tak leh dah..
Hilal: Shhh Ko lek..Duduk diam..Makan elok²..Pastu Cheer like u never cheer before!!
Zakhir: Serious shit dah shit dowh.. tak leh buat pape..
Amir: Hilal..Kite lek je.. boleh lagi tu..
Hilal: Betol²!!

The second finally started..
We were all anxious!!
I was one of the crowd screaming for Malaysia for the second set!![No..you were THE ONLY ONE doing such a thing..]

Mane ada..
Ada la orang who followed my lead..
I think..
xD

The score in the beginning was depressing..
7-0 for China..

I'm like Boleh la..
Dier suke main²..
Sebab over excited la kan..
Bukan selalu dapat show off..
xD

Amir dah start ah..
He gave up and condamn the Bloody China player..

In the end..
21-8
Malaysia lost BADLY...
I was heart broken..

I then,Dramatically,Offended Them!!
Mula aa kutuk-mengutuk the mangkuk hayuns..
Malaysia and China team..
xD

Was very fun actually..
We were imagining this..
China was at match point..
Our Malaysian Player couldn't stand losing to a ******* retard..

So,
To make matter worst..
We imagine the racket flew off from the Malaysian player's hand after Smashing a pretty awesome shot right at the Pie Hole and landed directly on China player's face..
xD

We made quite a havoc at the mamak stall..
But,
Wasn't serious..
Lol