Doa selamat and Tahlil

Ello People...
=]

Im just glad that you are reading my post^^
Yes you la..
xD[Haiz wth Hilal..]

Shh..
Ok here we go~!

Yesterday..
The Shaharel Family invited my family and I to a ceremony for Adam, Danial, Haziq and Farah..
T_T
They DIDN'T include my name in the doa selamat!!
T_T[I know..Sadded]
xD

It's a simple ceremony which they invite only close friends and family members..
Well..
Im close to them..Im Practically Part of The Family~!!
Long Lost Brother..
xD

T_T
Never put my name..
Macam ni la Uncle Shaharel..
xD

Nevermind 'I Forgive Him'
Lol
Sure he wanted too tapi forgot kan..
Biasa la orang tua..[I think so too..]
xD
Jk jk..

Anyways,
Is more like a 'Doa Selamat and Tahlil'
Sorry i dont know how to put it in English..
T_T
What a disapointment..[Tau pun..Now Only You Realize?]

Haiz..
I thought you were on MY SIDE!!
Ape nie..[Er.. WAS xD]

Wtv la..
Then,
We eat~!!!
I was so f'in hungry..
Ate like 2 plates..[Wow u eat pinggan now..patut lah jadi mangkuk..xD]

I mean 2 Plates of Rice!
You happy now??
=.=[Yes..Okay go on..]

Haiz..
My conscience like to cari pasal..
Give's me a Headache..

Then,
Izzat[My so call brother]
xD
Introduce me to his uncle..

His uncle was O.M.G.
Lol[Even words can't describe kan..]

yea..
Lol
I can only say this..
He Has a Funkey Hair!!!, Extremely Pro on the guitar!
and
umm..Looks like Izzat~!!
xD[Priceless.. XD]

I dont have the pictures la..
T_T
Forgot bring my camera..

Haiz,
Sowie..

Lil' Munskin!!

Ello people..

Alot of interesting things happen Today!!I mean  a week ago!!![Such as??]

Er..
actually it was a dull day..
I dont know what to write about..[Haha.. just as expected]

Saba la..
Lemme think..

Aha~!!
Okay,
Well..
I just got back from tuition..
Argh..[Tired to the max]

Nothing happen during tuition hours except Danial and Funny[Hafidz btw..]
Skip a period of our Second God of Bahasa Melayu~!!To buy Mc D~!!
Lol
[Who's the first god then??]

Munsyi la..
My school teacher..[Owh..ic ic]

Back to the topic,
You know why she's the Second God of Bahasa Melayu?
[Let me guess.. cuz u suck in Bm?]
Err..
Abit..
But[Aha! 2 points for the consciences..Hehehe]

That's Not The Point!!
>= (
You like to irritate me dont you..[ Kinda.. = ) ]

The thing is..
She Torment us by Writting LOADS of crap on paper without ANY BREAKS~!!! 
My hands are swallen..
T_T[Firstly..It's not crap..Secondly..She does give breaks ..just that, it's not enough~]

Err..
Yea..
What he said..[Sheesh Hilal..Get ur facts right..]

Enough with this Nonsense!!
I'm gonna write about what happen after tuition not on tuition..

Kay here it goes..
I went into The Shaharel Transportation Vehicle..[Lol the father's name appeared]
Then,
I saw Auntie Mariani and Izzat.. =.='
Izzat is seriously annoying..
Isn't it true my fellow conscience?[Definately! Even I cant stand him!]
Lol
xD

and finally,
Hannah..
So,
Danial and Hafidz sat in the middle seat while me and Hannah chill'in at the back seat..
She just came back from ballet..
Yes..
She is a ballerina people..[Then??Go on..]

Ok ok..
We talk for abit..
I was like Marsha how are you??
She replied..
Hey..
Why did call me Marsha..
I dun like la..
I was like why??
Nicer right..
Then she said..
But..
Marsha stands for my parents..
Parents??
Yea parents..
Mar stands for Mariani and Sha stands for Shaharel..
I like..
O.o really..[Your point is Hilal? I dont know where your getting at..]

Er..
Jap let me think..
This is all spontan la..
Don't pressure me!!
Argh~!!
Damn u conscience..[Nyahahaha..ha]

Then she decided that she wanted a pencil and a paper..
I gave and I ask..
What's the stationary for?
She replied..
I want to draw ur face..
You look Macho..[=.=' tu pun nak letak kat blog ke..pathetic la Hilal..]
Lol
Stfu..

Here she is..So adorable kan..
With here vampiric smile..
Priceless..
Lol

Anyways..
She drew me..
Guess what..[What..]
I look so call 'Superbly Macho' to her...
T.T

Lol
One eye cacated..[Ye la.. kena bitten by a vampire..]
xD
And
It looks like am wearing braces..
Lol

It's the thoughts that count..
Betul tak Bahlol..[Sape Bahlol??]
You la..
Buat-buat tak tau pulak..
xD

Badminton Singles final..

WTF MALAYSIA..

To be more precise..
What The F*** Lee Chong Wei!!!

It all started yesterday..
8.34pm..

Me and a bunch of hoomies were hanging out at the mamak stall..
To witness a historical event yet to occur!!
Malaysia Vs China[O.o interesting...]
We came just in time..
We quickly ordered our desired feast and told the Macha GET LOST!!
[Why is that??]

Because,
He was hogging the Bloody Screen all for himself..
I was like..
Eh cha..
Boleh tolong Chalooo ak..
Gua sama gua punya kawan bukan datang tengok lu punya buntut..[Stop lying u arse..This is surely Bullshit'in]

I did say that!
But,
In a nicer way la..
xD

So,
The match began..
We were all excited~!!

But..
The first 5 mins..
China was leading 5-0!!
Were we abit down..
But I manage to convince them we can do it!Malaysia Boleh!!
[Yea right..]

Tu la pasal..
Haiz..

But then,
Malaysia manage to catch up 12-9!!
Everyone at the stall was giving the upmost attention!
But sadly..
The first set goes to China..
21-12

I'm like..
Dowh..
Lek je..
Dier main² je aa..
Baru nampak style skit..
It's for the fans..

He was like..
Ye aa tu..
Pape aa Hilal..
Hilal: Bangang dowh ko.. Where's your spirit~for your Country!
Zakhir: ... Dah memang tak leh dah..
Hilal: Shhh Ko lek..Duduk diam..Makan elok²..Pastu Cheer like u never cheer before!!
Zakhir: Serious shit dah shit dowh.. tak leh buat pape..
Amir: Hilal..Kite lek je.. boleh lagi tu..
Hilal: Betol²!!

The second finally started..
We were all anxious!!
I was one of the crowd screaming for Malaysia for the second set!![No..you were THE ONLY ONE doing such a thing..]

Mane ada..
Ada la orang who followed my lead..
I think..
xD

The score in the beginning was depressing..
7-0 for China..

I'm like Boleh la..
Dier suke main²..
Sebab over excited la kan..
Bukan selalu dapat show off..
xD

Amir dah start ah..
He gave up and condamn the Bloody China player..

In the end..
21-8
Malaysia lost BADLY...
I was heart broken..

I then,Dramatically,Offended Them!!
Mula aa kutuk-mengutuk the mangkuk hayuns..
Malaysia and China team..
xD

Was very fun actually..
We were imagining this..
China was at match point..
Our Malaysian Player couldn't stand losing to a ******* retard..

So,
To make matter worst..
We imagine the racket flew off from the Malaysian player's hand after Smashing a pretty awesome shot right at the Pie Hole and landed directly on China player's face..
xD

We made quite a havoc at the mamak stall..
But,
Wasn't serious..
Lol

Fowy's Death.. T_T

People of the world..

I have a sad news to tell..
T_T[Dude..stop crying..]
I cant man..
I just cant..

A tragedy has occur..
Our beloved Fowy has..
Has..HAS DIED!!
Wwaa...
=' ([Dude..T_T dont cry..your gonna make me cry now..]
Somebody killed her..
The Murderer is roaming out there somewhere~!!
T_T
How could he be so cruel..

We must take REVENGE!!
I must avenge his death so that it wont be a waste~!!!

The CULPRIT slash MUDERER is...Khalis!!!

Let us all take vengeance in Fowy's name!!!
I Dont Care Whether You Know Him Or Not~
Just Make Him Pay!!![Come one come all~]

It all started like this..
I was doing my own business when suddenly..
A porcupine headed prefect came to me and Snatch my Fowy away..
I chase this bloody bastard..

In the end..
I lost sight of him..[Actually he was hiding near the bushes,camouflage into the greens]
Really!?
Why didnt you tell me!![You were busy trying to find him..I didnt want to get in your way]
WTF?!!
You seriously dumb fool!!
Why everytime you do this to me..
T_T[Well..Is kinda fun looking at your facial expression each time an unwanted event occur]
Curse You..
Wont talk to you anymore..[What?]
Diam aa..

Back to the story..
Yea..
Could find him..
So,
I gave up and wait..
Wait..
Waited..
Nothing happen..

Went to his class to ask where is my beloved Fowy..
He replied with confident..
I lost it..
I was like..
You what!?
I lost it?
I whack his head and whine..T_T

Told him that was my Birthday Present~!!From Dahlia..
Surely she'll be sad..WTF KHALIS..

In the end..
Promise to get me a new one..
Lol
But,
Surely it wont be my Fowy I know..
Sadded..
= (

Ashli's B'day and Events..

Fellow readers,

Yesterday was Ashli's Birthday..
Go wish him Happy Birthday!!!
I mean..
Belated..[Nicely done Hilal.. =.=']

Anyways,
Early in the morning yesterday..
I skipped class UNINTENTIONALLY~
[Don't lie Hilal.. Not good for health! xD]
Shh..
You cant Shut Up can you..

Well,
Er..
I skipped Maths..
T.T
Happy now idiot?!![Yes, thank you..]

And
Um...
Physics??[OMG Hilal..And you call urself a Prefect???]

Shut The Fuck Up!!
It was UNINTENTIONAL this time!!
I wanted to go in for Physics but I FORGOT that Maths  ends early one period..
So,
I had no other choice but to skip la..
Bloody Ass~!![Woa..getting all angry la now..]

Yala..
Damn u make me confess~~!
xD

Then,
I decided to hangout in 5 Epsilon to learn Sejarah..[Made me feel less guilty]
The History teacher A.k.a Cikgu Din ask why am I not in my class..
I was like..
Um..
Saya nak A'1 ape untuk Sejarah..Mesti lah kena korban beberapa perkara skit..[Wakakaka..kaka..]

He was like..
Owh!
Bagus la.!!Meh meh masuk..
xD

Finally,
I manage to overcome my guilt and move on..[Hilal, I have known you for quite a while..Why are you Bullshitting Alot!?]

Mana Ade!!!
Diam ah..

Anyways,
After school ends..
I straight away aim my targeted victim!!Ashli's Head..[Nyahaha..har*Cough²*]
xD

Took off my heels..[The formal shoes]
and
Chase the bloody Coward~!!
xD

Manage to get a Head Shot!!
Woohoo!!
He was all good..
I replied..Revenge Is Sweeet...Cuz,
He egged me aswell last time around for my B'day..

After that,
He decided to throw a party at his house..
Inviting only his close friends..
A.k.a me to his party..ME!
xD[Shut your yap..Bragger]

Bluek!
= P

There was this one scene where he wanted to cut the cake..
and I went NoOoOoOoOo..Chill la!!Argh!!

Then,
He gave an evil smile to and fulfill his final act!
Because his parents weren't there yet..
Still,
He decided to go on..
Lol[Over exaggerate much..]

Betul la..
Sheesh..
Stupid Conscience!!
In the end,
Izzat,Danial and Hilal(Penyibuk)
Gave a present and had to went off.. Owh,
 Didnt I mention..
 Nabilah was there too!!!
 We had a blast~!!
 Mainly beacuse of the ...
 Err..
 U know the video..
 XD [What video!!?] I cannot tell to small chewren  like you.. Lol Yea,
 That's what happen basically..

My Everlasting Memories...

People..

I would like to share with you a few things..
Mainly on my presents!![3 weeks ago was my birthday btw..]
xD

Here's a picture of them..[Omg Hilal..you forgot Fowy]
  [Hilal!Where's Fowy?]
T.T
I forgot..
Sigh..
Deeply ashame of myself..

Actually,
There's another gift I missed out..
It's a small soft toy that's really adorable and it's a sheep!
xD

Yea..
So,
To all of you who cherish me with Love and spoiled me with gifts,
Thank you..
=')This particular art piece was done by my special friend Iman..
=]
She likes to make a dimple smile..
Something like this..
= j
Well,
As you can see..
There's ALOT of effort put into doing the birthday card,I mean..ALOT!!!!
Thank you again..[She thought I was going to throw it into the trash or something..]
I'll surely keep it silly..
and
Will always treasure it..And also this,This is from  one of my closest friend Dahlia..Tremendous effort was put to perfection the birthday card..[Feel the Wrath of her Crayons!!]
xD[Yay..Fowy's there!]
Actually,
She FORGOT about my birthday!![Is ok Hilal..Hang in there..]
So,
I was kinda upset since I remembered hers..
xD

In the end,
She found out and felt guilty I think..
and
gave all sorts of things..
=]
Thx again Dee Dee..[I dont use that Particular word xD]
O.M.G
I got carried away..
Sorry,
Same goes to everyone!!!!!!
~Especially~
Audrey,Amalina Arfan,Dahlia,Ezmin,Hasif and Iman
[They're the culprits who spoiled Hilal!!]
                                       And
                            To all my friends

Did I mention I love you guys!!!
Seriously I do..
Just that I dont mention it..
But,
You know la kan..
I lazy say it out..
xD

American Idol Try outs[Homemade Version Gone WRONG!]

People..

I stand here today..
[Well,your not exactly standing now are you..]
To show you some 'ass kicking action trailer' made by my siblings..
XD

None of this matter has anything to do with me..
[Yea right..]
I am not involve in any of this crap..
Except,
Publishing it!!![That is taking part la Fool..]
xD

Seriously,
It's Ridiculously Hafidz[He stands for Funny btw..]
XXD

Comment it if you want,
But,
I wont admit Haikal as my brother anymore!!
Lol

Joking..
Still adore him even though he did some DISGRACEFUL ACT!
XD

LoL
Check it out..
But BEWARE!!
CLICK AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!
[I have nothing to say Hilal..Just speechless]

Party Time!!

Today,

Is like Amirah Liyana's Birthday!!
Wish Happy Birthday to her then..xD

She made a birthday party and invited me!!
xD[Yea..You should be grateful and happy..]

Her invitation card was kinda cool..
She customize it well..
Check it out..
[Abit blurish..Sorry about that]
The theme was "Sweet Chocolate"
So,
After I finished my tuition..
I Rush to her house immediately without hesitation..[Did you prayed Hilal??Just wondering..]

F.Y.I
I did OKAY!
Don't simply judge me you stupid conscience!!
XD

Anyways,
After I arrived..Wearing the theme code,
I confidently entered the party..
I saw people..
They weren't exactly 'Sweetish Chocolatish looking'
It was disapointing..[I mean the people NOT the party]Only 20% followed the code,While the other couldn't bother ..Nevermind..
Moving on,
The party was really something..
There were chefs and waiters..
It was like a wedding!
Lol
Check it out..This is a pinch of her food section..
There were barbeque and such..

Next,
We have performances and games!!
Amirah perform LIVE for the audience..
xD
There was some technical error but manage to overcome that..
She was looking GooD..[Have to praise birthday girl la..]
=]
Check this out..
[Eh clever, I cannot see her properly la..What is this..]
Sorry la..
I was abit blur at that time..
Wasn't putting full attention..
Aiyo sorry..

So,
She sang..
It was all good till the fun and game time began..
There was this box,
We had to pass it on till the music stops..
When that happens,
Some unlucky person MUST follow the instruction given..

T.T
I was one of them..ACTUALLY,
It was all Quraisha's fault!
I wasn't suppose to take part!!
Azraei la..

Dammit!
we had to act as the opposite sex and perform a hindi dance!!
Followed by the music..
O.M.G
I sucked...
andQuraisha sucked better..[Lol just kidding..]
xD

Luckily the birthday girl came to the rescue..
She made us look less awkward than before..
xD[True..I saw everyhing!!It was Hilariously embaressing!!]

Owh Shut Up..
Like I care..
Lol

Here's a picture of my Behind..
xD

[Some anonymous person took a picture of me without me noticing..]

And um..
Owh yea..
In the end,
I had to leave since it was around 11.30pm..
I took my last picture with the birthday girl..

And so,
I wish her Happy Birthday once more and went off..
It was fun and an interesting day..But,
I missed out on the Opening Ceremony For the Beijing Olympics!!!
Argh,
T.T

Attack of The Mosquitoes!!

It all started two gruesome weeks ago..[Teng..Teng..Teeenggg..]It was midnight,I just finished my homework..
As I was walking into my bedroom headed to sleep,
I discovered there were mosquitoes roaming around..
I didn't bothered to take the mosquito repellent because it's all the way downstairs..
And anyways,
There were only a few of them..

So,
I went to sleep..

2 hours pass by,
I woke up..
and
saw BLOOD..BLOOD I TELL YOU~![Don't over exaggerate la Hilal..]

I'm Hemophobic what do you EXPECT!?!![It means fear of blood]
Wwa...
It was horrible I tell you..
I took the mosquito repellent even though it was all the way downstairs because I can't stand it!
They were sucking my blood out!

Next thing you know,
Im all skeleton!!

A walking fleshless body would make me feel in extreme disordered condition!
xD[True..true..]

Then,
I took a new pillow and went back to sleep[since the one that I was sleeping on was full with blood]

Another 30 mins pass by,
I woke up..
and
saw..
a whole bunch of mosquito army waitting to FEAST on ME!!!
They were waitting on one particular spot at the edge of my room..
I paniced![Half of this particular story was true..I think]

I didnt know what to do...
Then,
With the brains that I have...
Took my nearby cellphone and on the lights in it...[Nyahahaha..ha]
I flashed it everywhere because that was the only way for me to avoid those blood sucking monsters..!![Er, why didn't you use the room light Hilal?]
It was too far la...

At last,
I got out of my room...
Didn't manage to go to sleep...
So,
I stayed all night thinking on how to overcome this problem..
Eureka!
The next day,
I insisted my mom to buy the net[Er..Kelambu if i'm not mistaken]
After a few blabberish talk,
She finally agreed..
and Walaaah!!
Fully protected bed!!
xD
Funny story but it's all true!!
True I tell you!![You mean, partially true...]

Kiddie's Soccer

People...

Today,
I played soccer with some lil dude's including my brother..
It Was EXHAUSTING...
Imagine this,
You and YOU alone versus a pack of wovles that's starving for FOOD[Referring to the ball]
OMG...
I almost died...
xD
The kids was like everywhere!!
They were all over the place..
Luckily,
With the 'gifted' skills that I got..
I manage to defeat them with tremendous effort..!!
xD
I must say..
They put up a good fight but it wasn't good enough..
Lol

The gifted skills that I'm referring to is my age..
xD

They are primary school children..
They invited me to play since they think 'highly' of me and partly because my lil bro was there..
xD
So,I decided to play soccer to show a sign of appreciation and it's been awhile since I touch a ball..

They were Terribaly RECKLESS
There was no game plan at all..
[What do you expect Hilal..They're kids]
Countless tackles was made by Haikal because he was pissed,
He did not manage to get the ball..
Lol

In the end,
I gave in..
[you didn't give in..you were too tired la fool..can't keep up with lil children..haiz]
The overall score was 5-5
Quite proud though since I was alone fighting against 6-7 children..
xD
[Don't lie Hilal..The score was 3-6 !! You Bloody LIAR!!]